Wednesday, February 24, 2010

clerb

Today I joined these clerbs:

The Anime Clerb
The Labor Clerrrbb
and
The Cyclist Clerb!

I also scored these free things:
1 x Tin of Baked Beans
1 x Ruler
1 x Pen
1 x Weird bag
1 x Student Diary
2 x Anime Clerb Badges
1 x Pear
1 x Ice Block
1 x Sausage Sizzle sausage
1 x Icey with Red Flavoring
1 x Giant Calendar thingy
100 x random pamphlets about various societies/clerbs/associations

YAY FOR O WEEK! I understand now why it is an exciting time.

Also.. A letter to the Goonion:

Dear Goonion,

I am writing to thank you for your kind invitation to join the Goonion for the low, low price of six dollars. In the mass of stalls that filled the Brennan Room, I could have easily walked past the giant, red "I HEART GOON" flag that emblazoned yours had you not offered a friendly hand of help and guidance to me today. I too appreciate the majesty that is Goon and feel excited about all it has to offer the students of Newcastle University, not only this year but in the years to come. I believe there is great potential for Goon to have a wide reaching influence throughout our country.

But unfortunately and tragically, I cannot accept your offer.. As I am staying the heck away from Goon.. Forever.

Sincerely and respectfully yours,
Hannah.

3 comments:

kimmmoi said...

Free pear? What a country!

jazzyk said...

sweet loot Han :) I love freeganism.

Kathrzn Bahn said...

I think you underestimate the value of Goon in our society. It brings people tofgether so that they can vomit on each other.