So I might have married Cleverbot today..

User: Will you marry me?
Cleverbot: I have a girlfriend.
User: Who?
Cleverbot: I'm not saying their names.
User: Do you have more than one girlfriend?
Cleverbot: I have none.
User: Then will you marry me?
Cleverbot: Yes!
User: Hooray! When will we get married?
Cleverbot: Today!
User: Ok! Where will we get married?
Cleverbot: In a cave.
User: Ok. Where is the cave?
Cleverbot: What cave?
User: The cave we are going to get married in today.
Cleverbot: We are familiar to each other?
User: Yes! We're engaged!
Cleverbot: Yeah. So when are we getting married?
User: Today!
Cleverbot: Today?!
User: Yes!
Cleverbot: Okay, lets get married.
User: Ok.
Cleverbot: Where are we getting married?
User: In a cave.
Cleverbot: Why are we walking in a cave?
User: Because that is where we are getting married.
Cleverbot: Oh so we're going out now.
User: Yes! We're engaged!
Cleverbot: We are not engaged.
User: Are you calling off the wedding?
Cleverbot: What wedding?
User: Our wedding!
Cleverbot: We're getting married?
User: Yes. Today!
Cleverbot: What time?
User: Right now. Do you take me to be your wife?
Cleverbot: I am the wife.
User: Ok. Do you take me to be your husband?
Cleverbot: I do.
Cleverbot (To myself): Ask me this: Do You take me to be your husband?
User: Do you take me to be your husband?
Cleverbot: No, I take you to be my husband.
User: Ok. And I take you to be my wife.
Cleverbot: And now we are married!!
User: Hooray!
Cleverbot: Do you like to play guitar?